COLOSSI BOWL

Part 1 of 4.

We'll have at least 1 more part of it up tonight, not sure about the rest.

JEDI POWER BATTLES

We should have new videos up everyday or every other day from here on out.

And we have other projects and upgrades in the works.

Prepare to enjoy.

POST 100 OR SCORPION GETS RAPED

We will post the rest of this video hopefully by the end of this night. That's right a whole 84 minutes of sci-fi action with us commentating. You won't find it on Youtube, just here.

Notice our complete surprise when the main character gets manraped.

And don't miss my all-time favorite comment from minute 00:50 - 00:57.."A humicorn."

We still do games and plan on several new game videos this week.

But we also do what we want, so eat it.

HARRY POTTER VS. THE DARK COLOSSI

Despite technical difficulties...

WE HAVE RETURNED.
Harry Potter, meet the Dark Colossi.



Just getting warmed up bitches.

FEAST MORTALS, FEAST.

Almost mortals; almost.

So the videos are complete.
Today, saturday, you will have them.
On the Colossi's cold computerized hearts, we promise.

Two videos.
One of a movie.
One of a movie of a game.

Both amazing.
Both triumphant.
Both shocking enough to zap the pants right off of skeeter.
You know, the blue guy from Doug.

I NEED MO ALLOWANCE YODELAYHEEHOO

YOUR WAIT IS ALMOST OVER
REST WELL MORTALS
REST WELL

FRESHNESSSSSSSSS

GREETINGS LOYAL COLOSSI FANS.

This weekend...


NEW VIDEOS.


THATS RIGHT DAMNIT!


NEW VIDEOS!
WITH SLUTS!
GAMES!
BUTTS!
NUTS!
KING TUTS!



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TELL YOUR FRIENDS

TELL YOUR ENEMIES

TELL YOUR GRANDFATHER TWICE
HE PROBABLY DIDNT HEAR YOU THE FIRST TIME!

THE BEAR THAT HUGS YOUR TITTIES

THE TIDDY BEAR!
No not titty, TIDDY. Don't be silly.
The only possible thing I can come up with is that they were hoping to capitilize on how similar the words sound.. Go for the people that are walking past the tv absent-mindenly and suddenly hear a commercial which sounds like the words "titty" and "bear". Obviously they would go to the tv to figure out wtf they just heard, and thats when the remarkable TIDDY Bear makes his millions. You just can't resist after imagining a life free of seatbelt strap irritation.

Obviously the Colossi placed an order for over 9,000 Tiddy bears today to give to our fans.

Also, theres a new poll up so go get on that.
Last week ye Colossi fans voted it most likely for the world to end when Bernie Mac died. Good to see you guys think its funny he died too. Nah I'm just playin, sheeeeet... Good choice, we are indeed in the age of the apocalypse. We heralded its return the moment our spaceship landed last september, shaking fear into the internet and drawing intense hatred and praise simultaneously. Now we stand mighty not as colossi but as gods of all internet/s.

We're coming back fools.
BOW TO THE COLOSSI