tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29625344415000079092009-11-07T07:09:52.216-05:00Videogames + Music + Madness Two hardcore videogame visionaries mock and discuss every game worth playing. From Master Chief to Mario; to Halo and Hallelujah, we cover it all. Prepare to be Sacrificed.The Blue Colossus.http://www.blogger.com/profile/17169616934805920548noreply@blogger.comBlogger109125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2962534441500007909.post-69124781146633504442009-08-08T18:38:00.003-04:002009-08-08T18:40:29.174-04:00

Well look who it is. Me again. Might do something again, might not. We still love the videogames but we're poor as kidney beans. And hey, we might delve into comic books. Skiipity skipity hey.

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And if you have this blog bookmarked as darkcolossi.blogspot.com then you will miss out on all the new action.So just go to darkcolossi.com and behold.

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We are currently working on a far superior website. We plan on having it done before November 7th.So until then quietly contemplate to yourselves about what the new site will look like.Norm McDonald is funny.

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Gears of War 2Gears of War 2 'Assault Gameplay' HDI can't say I've ever been more excited for a game's release than for Gears of War 2 coming in less than 20 days.For all kinds of GOW2 videos click the link. I myself like to get the game and be completely surprised about every little detail rather than waste it on clips and reviews. Don't forget to play Fallout 3, Dead Space, and Fable II which

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Dead Space Review by Gametrailers.com (not by us...yet) Red Faction Resident Evil 5Resident Evil 5 'Hammer Avoidance' gameplay HDThere's some fun games for you to look at. Resident Evil 5 is going to be hands-down sweet. Africa + daytime + zombies (not really zombies, but yea they are) and terrible one-liners that take you out of the moment, yep, they're all gonna by here.

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Colossi Bowl 3/4Colossi Bowl 4/4There is the rest of Madden for ya.We've got new video reviews of some new games: Stars Wars: Force Unleashed; Pure; Ninja Gaiden II; and SoulCalibur. At least one should be up tonight or early tomorrow. So stayed glued to the screen or you just might miss it.As for the big changes, well, they are gonna be big, so big you'll have to avert your gaze upwards just

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So we got part 2 of the 4 part Madden Colossi bowl here for ya. Only a week or two late, we had some electricity problems in that we had no electricity for a week and a day.As for the rambling, here it goes. I play Madden 09 online as often as I can and I played Madden 08 online a lot as well. In 08 the Patriots were rated crazy at like 98 or 99 and so probably about 85% of people would choose

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Part 1 of 4.We'll have at least 1 more part of it up tonight, not sure about the rest.

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We should have new videos up everyday or every other day from here on out.And we have other projects and upgrades in the works.Prepare to enjoy.

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We will post the rest of this video hopefully by the end of this night. That's right a whole 84 minutes of sci-fi action with us commentating. You won't find it on Youtube, just here.Notice our complete surprise when the main character gets manraped.And don't miss my all-time favorite comment from minute 00:50 - 00:57.."A humicorn." We still do games and plan on several new game videos this

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Despite technical difficulties...WE HAVE RETURNED.Harry Potter, meet the Dark Colossi.Just getting warmed up bitches.FEAST MORTALS, FEAST.

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So the videos are complete.Today, saturday, you will have them.On the Colossi's cold computerized hearts, we promise.Two videos.One of a movie.One of a movie of a game.Both amazing.Both triumphant.Both shocking enough to zap the pants right off of skeeter.You know, the blue guy from Doug.I NEED MO ALLOWANCE YODELAYHEEHOOYOUR WAIT IS ALMOST OVERREST WELL MORTALSREST WELL

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GREETINGS LOYAL COLOSSI FANS.This weekend...NEW VIDEOS.THATS RIGHT DAMNIT!NEW VIDEOS!WITH SLUTS!GAMES!BUTTS!NUTS!KING TUTS!GDWUIQGIGFUIFGQGFTELL YOUR FRIENDSTELL YOUR ENEMIESTELL YOUR GRANDFATHER TWICE HE PROBABLY DIDNT HEAR YOU THE FIRST TIME!

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THE TIDDY BEAR!No not titty, TIDDY. Don't be silly.The only possible thing I can come up with is that they were hoping to capitilize on how similar the words sound.. Go for the people that are walking past the tv absent-mindenly and suddenly hear a commercial which sounds like the words "titty" and "bear". Obviously they would go to the tv to figure out wtf they just heard, and thats when the

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Alright, so I, the Blue Colossus, have been trapped in a far away land for quite some time with barely any money, a Nintendo Wii, and a weak computer, so gaming has been lacking. However, I figured since the summer was coming to a close I would mention the few games I did get to play, all of them Wii games. Let's see if I can remember them all...1. Order Up This is a pretty good little cooking

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In case you didn't know, the DarkColossi are on Youtube and blowing it up.We've reached the 200 subscribers mark in less than half a year and with no tits involved...yet.We've also got over 110,000 video views on our 27...or is it 28 videos.Give us a little while longer and we'll have plenty more videos up, as of now it is quite impossible to do a quality video and you know the Colossi are all

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Sorry for the lack of updates ye loyal Colossi fans.Let me explain.Blue moved to a foreign land temporarily and just got settled in. He will continue to eschew fresh content from afar now that his bum is firmly rooted once more.I, the mighty Red Colossus, recently started two new Earth jobs which consume massive amounts of my precious time. Having worked them both for awhile now I finally feel

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This is a game I used to play a long time ago back in 98 I believe. They made it pay to play on most servers so I stopped playing. But go to this little website Abominationt4c.com and download it, register, and then start playing. The game is immense. Give it a couple of hours and you'll be addicted for sure. If you need any help just talk to me, my char's name is RighteousIce, and he's got wings

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You may know him as the guy who does the Geico commercials music. You may not know him at all.Regardless, his name is Royksopp, and he creates lovely music/videos.Here is a semi-complete collection of my favorites for your viewing/listening pleasure.1. What Else is There - Haunting song and video. Featuring the singer from the Knife.2. Remind Me - Insanely sweet and intricate video.3. Poor Leno -

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Aphex Twins - Rubber Johnny.Just a lil' tidbit for ya until our next video is done.Indiana Jones 4 May 22nd..The Colossi are officially excited.

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Behold oh lovely Colossi disiciples; our new video.Once again we've out done ourselves and got ahold of an exclusive copy of a game not yet out.. This one being Madden 2009. We were shocked yet delighted to see some of the new features. Watch the video to find out how they incorporated the New England Patriots' Spygate scandal into the game. How thrilling!OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BABY.The Colossi are

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The Colossi always approve of cats, treadmills, and any possible combination of those.

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Found by our own Otis Flash.

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The first wonky face has arrived.Click on that dang Wonky Face above to check it out.Remember, The Colossi love you.We are working super duper extra infinity hard.New video by the end of the week.Chea.

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